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Child Blue Second Skin Suit

Im blue, da ba dee, da ba daa, Da ba dee, da ba daa, da ba dee da ba daa, da ba dee, da ba daa, da ba dee, da ba daa, da ba dee da ba daa, da ba dee, da ba daa We took a survey around the office, and Eiffel 65s crossover Eurodance earworm Blue (helpfully subtitled Da Ba Dee) was the number-one song wed all call into Radio Disney to request when we were kids. Your child will be singing its catchy strains again in no time in this Blue Second Skin.

Maybe, like Tobias Fnke from Arrested Development, your child is gripped by a desire to join the Blue Man Group. While we havent heard that the New York performance art trio-gone-Vegas mainstays are accepting junior members, this Blue Second Skin has got to be just about the best way for your kid to get a head start practicing what its like to be blue all the timeand without getting blue paint all over everything they come into contact with.

Thered be no question of whether or not theyd brushed their teeth if everything they touched was stained blue, but it doesnt really seem worth the trade-off in Mr. Clean Magic Erasers.

Dont just feel bluebe blue in this form-fitting jumpsuit. Your talented kid can start a musical group, a miming troupe, or just be the person having the most fun at the party because no one can tell who you are.

If your child likes to blend into the ocean, the sky, and amidst Smurfs, theyre sure to feel at home in this Blue Second Skin. If nothing else, they can be the before picture to Violet Beauregardes blueberry transformation.


Child Camo Second Skin

We hear your little one is known to disappear for hours at a time. That you often find him standing motionless against a wall, on a reconnaissance mission, or hiding in a corner with a potted plant on his head, hoping to look like your heirloom end table.

We feel for you. Which is why were suggesting this Child Camo Second Skin for your little Houdini.

Now, he can blend in seamlessly with the world around him..

.and outdoors, to boot!

No more tripping over him in the entryway or being scared half to death when he emerges from behind a curtain. And now that hell be busy hiding around in the bushes, he cant just be dressed in a pair of blue jeans and a bright red t-shirt, now can he?

Camouflage is the only real option for stealth operations in the woods. If your child wants to blend in (and we know your child does) he'll be able to go completely undetected in this sleek suit.

We're just hoping hes coming back for dinner, because you sure won't be able to find him out there. Thats because this jumpsuit is printed in classic camo, as are the attached gloves, socks, and mask.

So go ahead, ask him if hed like to own the ultimate gear for outdoor covert ops..

.well wait while you try and find him.